Install lynx console web browser.. doesn't work.
Visit this page and see the solution..
http://www.freebsddiary.org/lynx.php
This is why all open source operating systems will remain fairly unpopular. Of course they are great operating systems to throw on a Pentium 133MHZ though. It's really just like using Cee/C++. It is a piece of crap language.. that works, even though its broken and ugly. And you even get super performance, even though they are engineered to be hard to use.
OKAY SO FOLKS YOUR BSD SYSTEM IS NOT WORKING TODAY? NO PROBLEM! JUST FIRE UP YOUR CONSOLE AGAIN AND TYPE THE FOLLOWING:
FTP &^(*&#(
IFCONFIG --AXX -SFEWT -SSS- -GSWXGHH -SGSG
FSCK -donkey --DDGS -13240
ETH 192.168.0.1
INSTALL --AHS -XXXBS -SGSR
THEN AFTER YOU'VE DONE THAT TYPE IN THE FOLLOWING
CONNECT
HTTP &^(*&#(
CONFIGSYS --AXX -SFEWT -SSS- -GSWXGHH -SGSG
FSCK -ape --DgdsgsaDGS -1hh3240
ETH bsd.freebsd.org
INSTALL --AfshHS -XXXBdsgS -SGSR
DISCONNECT
CONFIGNET
CONFIGSYS --AXX -SFEWT -SSS- -GSWXGHH -SGSG
FSCK -ape --DgdsgsaDGS -1hh3240
ETH2 bsd.freebsd.org
INSTALL --AfshxxxgtwHS -XtsttXXBdsgS -SGSR
INSTALL --tstst -Xtstst -sdtsdtsdSGSR
CONNECT BSD.ORG
GET NETTOOL
FETCH
DISCONNECT
THEN AFTER YOU'VE DONE THAT TYPE IN THE FOLLOWING
VI HOSTS -THE -MOST -CRAPPY
ONCE YOU'VE OPENED VI, TYPE IN:
editor of all time
THEN, MAKE SURE YOU RUN IFCONFIG A COUPLE MORE TIMES.. AND NO YOU CANNOT RUN IFUP OR IFDOWN.. NOPE YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
AND THEN, WHAT DO YOU KNOW! BING! YOU ARE ALL SET TO GO! OUT OF THE BOX!
BE SURE TO MEMORIZE ALL THESE COMMANDS TOO! BECAUSE EACH TIME YOU INSTALL BSD YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE PLEASURE OF RETYPING ALL THAT CRAP IN AGAIN, AND IF YOU DON'T TYPE IT IN EXACTLY RIGHT, YOU'RE SYSTEM WILL BE SEVERELY DAMAGED.. WHICH ACCORDING TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THEORY, IS EXACTLY RIGHT! ISN'T IT GREAT! PLUS, REMEMBER THE OTHER 146 THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU RUN THE ABOVE STUFF IN ORDER TO INSTALL LYNX! AND WHEN YOU PING GOOGLE.. REMEMBER IT ISN'T JUST A PING GOOGLE.. YOU HAVE TO DO 52 THINGS FIRST BEFORE YOU CAN TYPE IN PING GOOGLE.
THEN AFTER YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU CAN GO TO CALIFORNIA AND EAT QUICHE WITH THE IDIOTS AT BERKLEY IN THE UNIVERSITY! LOTS OF DRUGS AVAILABLE FREE OF CHARGE!
LASTLY.. I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY.. YES!! I DO...
SEE THE MAN PAGE!
|
